» Winner | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

If only I was a rapper (aka 100m men’s sprint finalist) - I’d rap myself silly with this little ditty:

I’m the bog log under dog,
You’re my thunder - let’s go snog.
Kick it yeeeeeah I own you
You white egg nog.

Buuuut I’m not a rapper and I’m not a 100m sprinter. But you can see why I’m an internet nerd right? I’m a real underdog when it comes to being cool. I’ve never been cool. I’m like the Milhouse of my family let alone friends!

I’m glad I can move on now to the winner of the last competition, it wasn’t easy but I have to choose the best of the bunch. Rebecca’s entry was the best of the bunch! Congratulations Rebecca with a fabulous entry:

May be an underdog
When it comes to woodsmens’ games
Can’t walk on spinning log
Ax Throwing? The same.
Can’t overcome this bog.
I’m lame.

Not so lame that you can’t have a dollar! Remember though - don’t spend it all at once.