Give Some Good Advice in 25 Words or Less - #9

I pulled a few quotes of ‘good advice’ from the world wide interwebs and here’s what I got:

The best advice is this: Don’t take advice and don’t give advice.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones who need the advice.

1) Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood. 2) If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts. 3) Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move. 4) Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society. The social ramble ain’t restful. 5) Avoid running at all times. 6) Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you.

On the flip side, what advice have you ever been given that was just so totally outrageously dumb you ignored before you even heard it?

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