» I Love You Like a Fat Kid Loves Cake - #23 | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

I don’t know if you have ever been ‘the fat kid’ or not - but I’ve never been and I STILL love cake. Those are some totally awesome lyrics by fiddy cent - the most wonderful-guy-who-writes-song-words-ever.

What are the worst lyrics ever? I’m not sure if I’m making this too easy because almost the entire catalogue of REM songs falls into contention for this one.

Maybe this could give you a sure fire heads up :

I don’t like cities
But I like New York
Other places
Make me feel like a dork

War is stupid
And people are stupid

Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago

Enter the competition today - they may be your lyrics, they may be someone else’s lyrics - but all I want to know is, what are they?

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