One Dollar Jackpot Breeds Terrorism.

I’m not American, I’m not black, I’m not even cool - in fact the other day I got called a nerd by one of my clients who was paying me to do her work. How nice is that!? Sitting right next to me she looks at me and says, ‘You’re a nerd.’ (She’s right by the way and I agreed with her.) I do however hear about some of the more silly things while listening to the news on the way to work each day. Today I heard about a man (Barak Obama’s pastor) who said that AIDS was invented by the US to kill black people. I thought about it for a minute and realised how right he was! It’s all there how did I not see it before? The whole ‘people are dying’ and ’some of them are black’ and all - it’s a perfect well thought through argument. If it wasn’t obvious to you previously then I’m so glad I brought it to your attention.

So in the same vein I want you to ‘release the theorist’ in you. We’ve done this before and it is always so much fun. Invent a conspiracy theory just like the great pastor - who obviously has a fantastic grip on reality.

Please don’t back it up with evidence though, that would be silly.

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