We’re in a Bar - Hit On Me in 25 Words or Less - #22
Okay so we might not be in a bar, we might not be anywhere - but you see me and you like me and you want to get me a drink. For those of you who know the actual person ‘me’ who runs this website, please ignore all preconceptions and create your own image of who I might be (for instance - I am a guy, if you are a guy you might want to change me to a girl).
Do you love me baby?
- Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
- Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
- Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
- My love for you is like the universe… never ending.
- Baby, I’m like Taco Bell…I’ll spice up your night.
Those are just SOME of the exciting pickup lines you can get off the Internet. I want something from you that’s original and beautiful! Enter the competition now and hit on me in 25 words or less.

February 9th, 2008 at 2:47 am
Hey baby… rest of post removed by editor upon request of poster.
ed: Hey kids - make sure you don’t drink and post at the same time or you might find yourself sending me an email asking to remove your entry for the day!