» bar | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

A couple of things - some of you didn’t make any sense at all, however that could just be me so I’m going to put all of the entries up just so you can see why I thought you didn’t make sense. Today’s winner however is Rebecca! Rebecca handed in this hilarious one… I could totally see it happening.

Rebecca again piles up the money with another dollar heading her way. Congratulations Rebecca.

The runner-ups in no particular order. See if you can find the ones that don’t make any sense…

Photo by Down Town Pictures

Okay so we might not be in a bar, we might not be anywhere - but you see me and you like me and you want to get me a drink. For those of you who know the actual person ‘me’ who runs this website, please ignore all preconceptions and create your own image of who I might be (for instance - I am a guy, if you are a guy you might want to change me to a girl).

Do you love me baby?

• Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
• Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
• Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.
• My love for you is like the universe… never ending.
• Baby, I’m like Taco Bell…I’ll spice up your night.

Those are just SOME of the exciting pickup lines you can get off the Internet. I want something from you that’s original and beautiful! Enter the competition now and hit on me in 25 words or less.