Wanna Hear a Secret?
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
Loading ...How cool are secrets? I am a suckor for secrets, when I talk to toddlers - I say, ‘wanna hear a secret?’ Of course they do! Who wouldn’t want to know a secret?
So I tell them a secret. I burp in their ear. I love that stuff.
Some people have bad secrets - the kind I wouldn’t want to know. All of the secrets in today’s jackpot aren’t that bad - really they aren’t. A good secret would be, ‘I killed a guy and blamed it on my wife.’ Actually that wouldn’t be a very good secret. That would be kinda gross.
Lucky all you anons!
- A still-living mouse in a trap freaked me out so badly that trap and all, I threw it outdoors into my neighbor’s courtyard.
- Collected everyone’s money for bar tab.
Paid tab with my credit card.
Won contest; card gave back the money.
Never gave money back to friends. - I eat the chocolate bit off bullets and then put the licorice part in the bin.
- If you tell me a secret,
that you’d rather I didn’t share.
I’ll most likely reveal it,
to the person most likely to care.
Someone won - but I won’t tell you who. Reason being they wouldn’t want me to!
Congratulations to the writer of this entry:
If you tell me a secret,
that you’d rather I didn’t share.
I’ll most likely reveal it,
to the person most likely to care.
Your secret is safe with us!
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