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STOP! Your addiction has gone on long enough and hurt too many people. I have a three step step-thing to get you out of your misery and addiction and I think you ought to take my advice.

1. Admit to yourself that you have a problem.
2. Admit to someone else that you have a problem.
3. Come to OneDollarJackpot.com, play and forget about your silly worries - it’s not that bad after all.

This proven method has gotten many people out of tight situations - except those of you addicted to OneDollarJackpot.com - for that there is no cure.

Take those three steps above and see how wonderful your life would be if you applied them to these addictions:

• Oxygen! I think I’d die if I didn’t have it all day, everyday.
• Diet Coke. For serious. I tried to stop last week and I got headaches.
• Gambling addicts risk crippling debt,
  A happy junkie I’ve not met.
  But I’m addicted to the best thing yet,
  I just love the internet.
• The Almighty Dollar, speaking of which I need a fix now-one dollar should suffice… Ed: Yeah good luck next time!
• I am addicted to coffee.
• Truly, truly I couldn’t make
  It through the day without the stake
  Of online gaming, though just for fun
  Only tokens is all I’ve won Ed: You call a dollar a token amount? It’s gold! Pure gold I say!
• Checking snow webcams in summer - just in case!
• The internet. I own a dozen blogs in a year. In 1994 surfed using email to save time. ICQ has 7 digits. Online 5am - 1am.
• 25 words is certainly not enough for me,
  Video games, Pizza, movies, beer,
  sports, Internet, 1.D.J., and tv.
  Expensive habits, every Dollar counts.
• I’m addicted to GPT websites, particularly Treasure Trooper because that is my sole income right now.

You bunch of sorry sorry people. I feel for all of your pain. Except for the fourth one… you I don’t care about.

Now the winner has again come out of that group, you might agree with me - you might not. You might find my tone hard to pick - you might not. You might get punched in the face, again - you might not.

The best entry today - it surely is a desperate addiction. Sean you have serious issues, I want you to go and see someone about it. I’m not kidding.

Checking snow webcams in summer - just in case!

Congratulations on your first dollar with OneDollarJackpot - your 25 words or less (much less) were well worth it I’m sure.

Now get lost so I can go have my coffee!

Five points if you can tell me who wrote this without using Google to find it.

Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun, momma
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun, momma
Happiness is a warm gun

Melanie said she was most happy today - and happy she should be because she’s won the one dollar! Melanie said :

Happiest where I can sit with my laptop have a latte while the rain runs down the window. - The coffee shop -

I love the romanticised idea of sitting in a coffee shop, water pattering on the windows and cars flying by splashing water on little suckers who just happen to pass that puddle at the wrong moment. The only problem with it for me is that I just sit there and fidget all the time. I can’t quite relax. I’d probably need some sort of blanket too and ear muffs.

It’s cold like winter outside today. It isn’t winter - it’s supposed to be hot!

Melanie, go get yourself a cool drink. I’m sure where you are the weather is doing something erratic as it always does.

There was one other entry I wanted to highlight today… it reminded me of university days - you know the type I’m talking about:

I’m happiest when I’m surrounded by good buddies,
We run around like lunatics and ignore our studies.
We play all day,
And rock all night.

Today is my younger brother’s 24th birthday and as our usual tradition dictates, we went over to my parents house (where he lives) to wish him a happy birthday and have some breakfast before heading off to work. So - what did he wake up to? Me! Being a right silly man singing happy birthday loudly to help him get up. Oh and my wife, another brother and his wife singing too. It was much fun for us - not much fun for him. We then decided that since he wasn’t up yet we would act like my father. Make as much noise as possible without thinking about other people at that time of the morning. It was great. But it did not get him up. Food ended up getting him up - it always does. Guess what we gave him for his birthday?

So what would you like to wake up to? Here’s just a few of the entries received today:

• When I wake up, I think it’s funny: hear the sheets and dream it’s money!
• I love to wake up to the sound of my better half snoring!
• The bing of a new email telling me I’ve won a dollar.
• “George Bush was assassinated this morning.”
• “Oh my god! You’re more beautiful than I remembered!”
• The staccato SNAP of sinovial sap, and the creak of my ankle, too!

Not everyone of those was the greatest sound I could imagine - guess which one was my least favourite?

No - my favourite today came from Cecile again. She entered a really nice warm entry that made me think I’d like to drink coffee in the morning some time. Here’s how she’d like to wake up:

The sound of water boiling
In the kettle, signaling;
Then poured into my mug of coffee,
Stirred and brought beside me…
What a wonderful morning!

Great stuff Cecile! Enjoy your dollar - maybe like Byron you will spend it all at once. I’d advise against it.