Very Punny. Dad Jokes - Still Not Funny
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
Loading …One of the most basic forms of humour are dad jokes. Some people call them ‘puns’ but we all know what they really are. I recently got paid for a dad joke. Believe it or not - many companies use them for promotional material they send out. Apparently they get your attention even if you think they suck. The suckier the better? Maybe.
The one I got paid for recently was for Easter. An email went out to 20,000 customers of this store (Brown Box does email marketing you see.) Well - they needed a headline for a picture of a kid and a bunny. “Hoppy Easter” is what I wrote. I was ashamed to take their money (but secretly I love it - my wife thinks I must have kids somewhere else I make so many dad jokes).
So when I received a few today for the competition - I asked myself, ‘Could I use these to make money?’ Probably not - but I’m holding on to them!
Okay here we go - get ready for some REAL comedy.
- How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it. - I’m gonna tell you a dad joke.
About a dad that’s already dead.
Oops.
I’m sorry if I remind you of something.
Ed: Let the reader know, this made absolutely no sense to me. - Your dad is so stupid that he wrote in ‘the president’ during the last presidential elections.
- (After spilling milk, juice etc.) -’Pour effort!’
And the winner for the day!
Jen - your dad must be a complete comedian! He should get a gold star for this. If he ever says it out loud please give him a handshake for me.
(Whilst driving past a cemetery) - ‘Look kids! There’s the dead centre of town!’
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