They Say I’m Slow Because I’m Canadian Eh?
Thursday, May 8th, 2008Maple Syrup, back bacon,
Red Leaf on white striped flag
Bilingual Signs on the roads you’re takin’
Trip to Canada, eh; pack your bag!
Welcome to Canadia - land of the North American Frenchie. I’ve never been to Canadania, nor have I been to America, but I’m sure they’re wonderful places. I have a friend who works in the ski fields up in Canadanadia - he says it’s a great place. His name isn’t Jerry but here’s someone who is…
Jerry rode his bike one night
Wore dark clothes without a light
Car came roaring down the street
Knocked poor Jerry fifty feet.
Jerry isn’t so smart is he? He would have been safe if he’d use an ‘eh’ - but apparently he has no care for his safety. Stupid Jerry. Benjamin can you tell Jerry to use an ‘eh’ next time he enters this competition? Tell him to be more like Ruth - because Ruth knows what’s going on.
Ruth was riding on my motorcycle
Directly in back of me.
I hit a bump at 105
And went on ruthlessly.
Eh?
It’s funny because he was ruth-less-ly. Oh the hilarity!
A poem I have write today,
A poem including the word eh?
Can’t think of anything to say,
I’ll try again tomorrow, OK?
Kerrie you sure can have another go - in fact you can have a dollar for your work and then have another go. I just dare you to spend that dollar all at once.
Enjoy eh?
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