Posts Tagged ‘england’

My Pommy Skin. Burnt in 5 Minutes.

Monday, March 10th, 2008

“Pommy” - an Aussie slang word describing (usually) those of the English nation and can include who generally whinge and cry about nothing much. Most often refers to English people of white skin.

My Pommy skin burns in five

Minutes when I dive

Into the ocean on warm days.

Do you like it? I don’t, I like skin that doesn’t burn so much. Like my wife, she’s got a great mix of skin, South American and English. It means she gets a darker tan instead of burning. Plus her complexion is awesomely smooth. I don’t mind the way I look - because I’m pretty seriously awesomely good looking. I wouldn’t change that.

What would you change?

Three Lazy English Workers & a Genie

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

I Regret Not Making This a Million Dollar Jackpot

Thursday, February 14th, 2008
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