» fifty bucks | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

I couldn’t have picked a worse subject could I? 1990’s fashion was so ugly you couldn’t bring yourself to enter the competition could you? Well - I sure know how to do it well! All I got were these two entries…

White 10 hole Doc Martens.
I mean really, who didn’t think they were the coolest?

and

fashion in the 90’s,
consisted of floaties,
with scrunchies and light up shoes
who would have thought they were so not cool…

And you know what? They both win. You wait for 2 days, and you think ‘maybe two dollars will I get yes?’ No Yoda - you won’t sadly - because you are a fictional character (stay tuned for more hilarious antics on that joke - it’s really worth it).

Our winners today are both named. Most likely because their parents gave them one each. One is called Wing, the other DJ. I know a guy called Wing - he’s Chinese so I can’t say it’s a silly name. Wing is a cool guy. DJ however… Dj Dj Dj. *some joke about Full House here*.

Ever get the feeling your story/post isn’t going anywhere? I once received a handy tip on how to finish things off if you have no direction (it often happens to me).

And then I found fifty bucks!

…Enjoy your dollar guys!