» frank | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

Apparently she’s been turned into either a drug (crystal meth) or a ball (a crystal ball).

At this point I would like to stand up and applaud you all, I’d like to but I won’t, that’s just weird. Standing in front of your computer like an idiot clapping - who would think to do that anyway? Not me.

I really really enjoyed today’s entries - again I laughed out loud at some of them, Lara (my wife) tells me I never laugh out loud so shh! don’t tell her I did. I enjoyed them so much so that I’m going to tell you what they were. Who would have thought?

First The Crystal Methers

• My friend, who’s very frank
  Used to use crystal meth or crank
  But now he’s clean; don’t book
  Take a prozac, He’s not a crook.
• To be frank, I love Prozac,
  But what about the crack?
  Crystal meth really has the nack

Interesting - both aren’t called frank - but both have crystal meth.

People Called Frank (I would have too but we’re not on speaking terms)

• While reading a book on Prozac,
  Crystal clear, Frank heard Jack
  Tell a story about a pail and Jill
  And their adventures on the hill.

• Frank asked his crystal ball,
  He also searched his magic book;
  “Depressed, who do I call?”
  “Captain Prozac! There! look!”

• Frank was in to prozac,
  one prozac a day.
  he felt the sky was falling and headed to crystal bay…

• Hey Frank, to be frank
  I see your eyes glowing like crystal
  when reading that book about prozac
  I’m wondering why

• Frank would write a book
  About the love of his crystal ball
  But the Prozac that he took
  Cause the gyspy’s effort to stall

The Odd Ones Out…

• I wanna be Frank about Prozac
  If you want to see things Crystal clear
  Then forego drugs, read up on stress
  And Book a flight to Tangier

• Three things are certain:
  Frank, Prozac and Crystal;
  I should write a Book.

Really - they were all worth reading - except maybe that book about certainties. I would probably find that a little boring… and maybe inaccurate. I find it difficult to choose who will win most days but today was harder still! However - a dollar cannot be split up, I know this because once I tried to and it slapped me. Slapped me hard with a cold fish. The fish was rude to me - which hurt the most. I don’t like fish anymore.
But I do like Wing! Wing wins again with a little beauty - different from your usual four line rhyme, and a nice little one about a guy named Frank.

Frank was in to prozac,
one prozac a day.
he felt the sky was falling and headed to crystal bay…

Awesome work Wing

Okay - it’s poem time. I know some of you love poems, and I’m going to make it as easy as pie for those who keep entering the competition with simple sentences - simple boring sentences.

All you have to do today is enter a poem. The poem will include one or more the following words:

• Frank
• Prozac
• Crystal
• Book

For your reference I have provided a sample poem.

Never have I seen a Frank
Taking prozac in a bank
If I could I’d book to see it

I like crystal don’t you?

That’s how I roll.
I think my work here is done.

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