Three Lazy English Workers & a Genie
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008If you could transport yourself instantly anywhere right now - where would you go?
Two lazy English workers and their boss go out at lunch time and run into a genie.
The genie greets them and says, “If you all give me a dollar each, I’ll grant you one wish.”
Each of the men think, ‘Finally I can get what I’ve always wanted!’ and give the genie their dollar.
The laziest and pushiest worker goes first, “I would like to go to Australia and lie on the beach with a wonderful woman by my side in warm, wonderful sunshine.” POOF! He was gone.
‘Wow, what a sweet idea’, exclaim the other two.
The second laziest worker butts in just as his boss is about to say something and wishes for a beautiful wife, mansion and 500 million dollars in Hawaii.
he boss looks at his watch and says to the genie, “I want them both back and working harder than ever by the end of lunch.”
Where would you go instantly? Enter the competition now (as long as I have changed the front page)
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