I’m so hungry!
Oh hi there Hungry, pleased to meet you my name is dad!
Okay - it’s going to be really easy today. You all know them well, you all use them. You don’t use them? You should, they make you popular and well received in crowds of people. I can make you cool - ask me how.
Your best dad joke in 25 words or less.
It’s 5pm and after a busy day you’re tired, hungry and feeling agitated what are you going to do?
That’s today’s Jackpot. I’m about 20mins away from it being true of me - and it’s a Friday. What’s with that? Fridays should be the kind of day you end with a beer or snacks sitting around talking about how great you did this week. Not the kind of day where you’re writing frantically to get in before the deadline that (probably could be moved) is never going to be moved.
You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to go out - run for about 10m until I’m exhausted and collapse in a heap finally relaxing from muscle fatigue. Well - that’s what I would do if I could be bothered standing up.
As you would realise because you are a devoted reader and you love posting comments (hint hint) this is a weekend competition.
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