» jimmy hoffa | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

In 25 words or less create a myth.

• If you don’t copy this and forward it to 10 people in the next 30 seconds my mother will probably not care. True story, it happened to me.
• Interestingly enough, DNA research has found that some people are born more prone to believe myths than others, but this is buffered by regular exercise.
• Happiness is found in doing what I want.
• The owners of Myspace are hoping to buy Facebook as well, which will mean together the sites will earn them triple what Google does.
• Since your ears have fine hairs on them, you can actually tell if something you just microwaved is hot enough by listening to it closely.
• One Dollar Jackpot doesn’t need to have advertising because it is funded by terrorism.
• If you plant a weetbix, it will grow into a weetbix tree and the Australian cricket team will come and roost in it.
• The free market brings wealth to the poor through a trickle-down effect.
• Pamela Anderson’s implants are actually two very small midgets.
• The skeleton in my closet belongs to Jimmy Hoffa.
• When taking a dump, the water from splash back is 100% pure water
• If you enter this one dollar jackpot too much, you’ll never win.
• My entries actually don’t go anywhere. The blog is and jackpot is a figment of imagination. Oh well.
• Kevin Rudd (the Prime Minister of Australia - ed.) can fit six Cadbury Creme Eggs in his mouth at once.
• In the early 1900 they use to have bells above graves with a string down to the casket in case a corpse woke up.

Wow! Well I really enjoyed the entries today, they were much fun and lots of people got into the swing of things with their myths. Sure… some may not have read the competition correctly and entered old myths instead of making up their own - but I still enjoyed them! Did you see yours there? I really enjoyed them all. Good to see some toilet humour in there (not really though) and now we know where Jimmy Hoffa is.

The good thing about today? It was really hard to pick the winner - one of the hardest yet. In a rare move I liste a few of the myths and now to give you the final one I picked.

The winner? Mike! It’s a myth I could get into, it’s a myth I could believe if I was into Chinese herbal medicine. I think you’ll agree.

Chewing the toenails of baby iguanas will extend your life ten years.

Congratulations Mike, you have pipped all those other fantastic entries! You can now go out and celebrate, I reckon though you could get someone to write a few comments on your blog for around about a dollar - but my advice when using it is to not spend it all at once.