» lie | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

In 25 words or less, two truths about yourself and one lie.

1. I enjoyed the entries;
2. I might remove the entry form forever;
3. Tom is the winner.

Who am I kidding? Tom would never win this one! has a great chance! not.

On the topic of lies, I did a search for “The biggest lie ever” and this is part of what I got…

…the attacks of 9-11 on the WTC towers were actually a controlled demolition, and that they weren’t carried out by 19 Arab hijackers.

Can someone say awesome research and balanced opinion making? This just in… Elvis is hanging out with L.Ron Hubbard in the moon landing film studio somewhere in area 51. Proof has been handed to me by the work experience kid on the back of a serviette/napkin.

While I’m whittling away time here why not just announce the winner?

The winner is… Cecile!

Let me tell thee,
I got no TV;
I live with my PC,
Go, ask Magle.
Seriously,
Join us, free;
I am tiny,
Believe me?

Cecile, is the lie that you are tiny? Honestly, I couldn’t believe it to be the case… not that I know you to actually have anything to back that up with.

Your dollar is on its way, if I’m wrong maybe you could spend the money on some platform shoes?

I want others to tell me what their lie was - so if you’ve got the heart, come on down.

Three chances to lie… it’s an easy game to play, it’s an easy game to win.

Here’s the rules:

State three things about yourself. Two must be true, one must be a lie.

The difference with today’s competition is that the entries must be public! You can only enter today’s jackpot by leaving at least one comment here on this post.

Why? Because names will be attributed to the person/thing entering. You will be able to play along at the same time by guessing the true/untrue statements for whoever has entered.

I will judge the winner as per usual, the best wins - so make it creative, make it interesting, make a poem, a haiku or something witty. If you’re stuck for ideas, take a look through some older posts to check what others have done to be creative.

What are you waiting for? Come on down and enter now.