» nasty | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

My gift to you today is to complete the last competition and start the new competition. I’ll begin today’s lesson by showing you what turned up in my inbox over the last billion days I was not around…

• My best present ever is a U2 painting that my friend made for me. It’s got lyrics and a caricature of U2. The best ever!
• A Hello Kitty gumball dispenser!
• Worst was nothing for three years
• My daughter should have been born on my birthday, came four weeks early, still good as new when my birthday finally came around…
• A nightgown, polyester
  Black fleece, floral plaid striped sleeve
  A scary looking cat with white fur
  On the front, the sight makes one heave.
• A $20 dollar note someone gave me which i had to split it with my friend whose birthday was also that day
• Peanuts were not.
  If you want to know it,
  Just read again this
  Awry message. but you
  Must read it vertically
  As chineses do.
  !
• Giving birth to my daughter, I only lost my uterus, when they said I could lose my life. That was my gift of Grace.

I think you already know the winner - the sight that makes one heave would give it away. It seems a horrible sight - I’m quite glad I will never have to see it. Unless it somehow ends up on my doorstep - at that point I think I would call the police and have it removed by some sort of bomb squad or something. Gross… but good entry Rebecca your dollar is well deserved, I am sure you could buy something far superior in taste with the dollar you’re getting.

A nightgown, polyester
Black fleece, floral plaid striped sleeve
A scary looking cat with white fur
On the front, the sight makes one heave.

What’s your favourite?