» secret | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

I’m not feeling much more powerful after having read your entries today - in fact, I’m feeling a little sleepy. It could have something to do with the food I just ate and having relaxed afterward I now feel like dozing off for an afternoon nap… yes that’s probably what it is. Which do you think won today’s competition? It’s a secret but I’ll let you have your guess.

• Gravity kills!
• The most powerful thing to know is how to stop knowing things.
• As they say, It’s not
  What you know, but who you know.
  I think I agree.
• 25 words? I need just two: The truth.
• The greater the trial, the greater the triumph!
• Interpol’s and the CIA’s secrets pale in comparsion to the most powerful bit of knowledge to know: the complete understanding of the opposite sex.
• Everyone else’s weaknesses

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How cool are secrets? I am a suckor for secrets, when I talk to toddlers - I say, ‘wanna hear a secret?’ Of course they do! Who wouldn’t want to know a secret?

So I tell them a secret. I burp in their ear. I love that stuff.

Some people have bad secrets - the kind I wouldn’t want to know. All of the secrets in today’s jackpot aren’t that bad - really they aren’t. A good secret would be, ‘I killed a guy and blamed it on my wife.’ Actually that wouldn’t be a very good secret. That would be kinda gross.

Lucky all you anons!

• A still-living mouse in a trap freaked me out so badly that trap and all, I threw it outdoors into my neighbor’s courtyard.
• Collected everyone’s money for bar tab.
  Paid tab with my credit card.
  Won contest; card gave back the money.
  Never gave money back to friends.
• I eat the chocolate bit off bullets and then put the licorice part in the bin.
• If you tell me a secret,
  that you’d rather I didn’t share.
  I’ll most likely reveal it,
  to the person most likely to care.

Someone won - but I won’t tell you who. Reason being they wouldn’t want me to!

Congratulations to the writer of this entry:

If you tell me a secret,
that you’d rather I didn’t share.
I’ll most likely reveal it,
to the person most likely to care.

Your secret is safe with us!