» tom | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

[poll=7]What is the deal with kids these days? They’re too mature and well behaved!

What do you want to be like when you’re old?

• Grumpy and cruel, so i could complain about everything and piss everybody off with cruel tricks
• Nice old lady.Cleaning done by a lass called Sady.

  Life will end by the gun- If I need a nurse to wipe my bum!!

• When I’m old I want to pretend I think I’m still hip. I’ll purposely misuse slang words and make everyone uncomfortable.
• I’d like to be a jetsetter, country-hop with a backpack, camera, and wallet; mountain hike, racer bike, swim the beaches. Enjoy till I die.
• Crotchety and creep people out. Use the excuse, “I’m old,” when I steal oranges from the grocery store.
• I’d like to be old,
  I’d like to be wise,
  I’d like to be kind
  and sound in my mind
• One who is able to look back on a life well lived and smile.
• If I should live to be old and gray
  That in itself would be okay
  Generous, compassionate, stable
  with money enough and food for table
• funky and hip and cool…of course to be that then….i have to have been that now….i guess im in trouble there
• Senile
• I want to be a cool and modern old person
  Woop woop woop!
• One that doesn’t cause strife at Vestry meetings!

Oh my what a list - a bunch of cranky old people you will surely not be. Some may be senile (why would you want to be?) some may be kind - others may misuse slang words (which I think is quite a good idea to start doing now actually).

Personally I’d like to be one of those old people who is wise enough and sound in mind to be asked for advice rather than to give it out willy nilly like people actually want it!

The person who wins today’s competition though gets a dollar for their time - and it probably was well worth spending that much time on a competition for a dollar. When you’re on your deathbed - be sure to say to your loved ones, ‘I wish I’d won that OneDollarJackpot.com just once more’.

The winner today? Tom! Your sweet is dude random!

When I’m old I want to pretend I think I’m still hip. I’ll purposely misuse slang words and make everyone uncomfortable.

I’d love to hear about your grandparents or old people! Come on down and tell us a story. We’re sure to listen really hard to your awesome story…

#1 - In 25 words or less describe your favourite holiday.

Tom is the first winner of the daily competition. And I tell you - with an entry like his anyone can win!

My favourite holidays are almost always Christian camps.

You have fun and hang out with other Christians and get pumped up for God!

Thanks for all the entries, the next competition will be up soon. Tom - enjoy your dollar, don’t spend it all at once.