» A Subtle Sign That You Might Have Bad Breath | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

If you think you have bad breath - there is a slight chance you might be delusional. Because as we all know, “Some one quarter of the patients seeking professional advice on bad breath suffer from a highly exaggerated concern of having bad breath, known as halitophobia, delusional halitosis.” (Wikipedia)

But I think you could be comforted by today’s winner. Derek is a diabolical genius - he has come up with a most subtle way of telling people they have bad breath. It requires finesse and skill - the likes of which have not been seen on this website for quite some time. Think back to your early school days - when you were learning to throw and bounce balls. Did you ever get a certificate for it? I got one for bouncing a ball and it was well worth it. I have that certificate framed, next to my two degrees hanging on my wall. But enough about me - here’s how to tell someone they have bad breath:

Get a bottle of tic-tacs, and try to throw them into their mouth while they talk.

What do you think?! Is that practical or what?

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