» Conspiracies Are A Conspiracy | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

Ever thought that maybe conspiracies are actually little bits of information thrown out there to put you off the trail of the real conspiracy? The one that ends with you finding out you are not in a conspiracy at all? I know - impossible logic you say.

Byron knows one that is just like that - apparently all those reports of Elvis being dead are a result of his desire for a career change. Evidently Elvis isn’t quite so stiff… here’s why:

Pope Benedict XVI is actually Elvis. Have you ever seen a photo of them in the same room?

Impeccable research Byron - impeccable. As is this other one Byron submitted about dictionaries:

The first dictionary was written without a spell-checker! How did they know they were getting the words right?

Conspiring together, NASA
And the weather bureau have made
Every picnic or outdoor soiree
A gloomy, gray, rainy day!

Or so says Rebecca who obviously hasn’t lived in Australia - if she had she would have realised that every day here is sunny and wonderful weather. I think NASA must move the good weather to Australia just to spite people having picnics anywhere else. If you’re having a picnic you might want to look out for any food you take - because I could be in the area and try to eat them. Tom thinks that I did something similar at his house recently, he’s got a question and answer to prove it.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Ants stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

It’s a lie! Those cookie crumbs were on my jumper when I arrived! Santa was eating them - and Tom as you know I grew up in a place called Eastwood - you also live in Eastwood as does Jen. Jen lives in Eastwood but knows a secret about the place. Jen - I don’t believe you’re crazy either.

Santa IS real - and he lives in an old house in Eastwood.

Now I would never be patronising but he does doesn’t he Jen? You’re a good little girl. You are aren’t you? Now run along and why don’t you have a great time playing with the other kids? You little ruffian you.

The winner today is a secret - they have already been sent their dollar. Maybe you have a theory on who it was?

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