Embarrassingly Only Four Entries!
I’m not sure if this is my lowest competition number yet - but it could be the most embarrassing competition to date. Only three four (one came in late and wasn’t valid) entries, but still some good stuff 
Glad to see different people entering each time, not everyone has a story to tell or 25 words in which to tell it.
My most embarrassing moment was going into the girls bathroom. They didn’t even have a sign.
Oh yes that would surely be embarrassing - I have done that a few times I think. Not the greatest times of my life. I was at a concert once where there were hundreds of girls going to the toilet at the same time. Some decided that instead of waiting in the million kilometre line, they would just go to the men’s instead. So half of the line for the men’s was girls just standing there laughing! No doubt they weren’t embarrassed it seemed the thing to do.
There was a large lady in a pink coat on the bus.
My daughter is three and in a commanding voice declares: Look… a Pig!
The things three year olds can do! I’d love to be able to look like I was three again. Or has Homer says “Marge, when I grow up I want you to put me into a nursing home! It’s like being a baby but you’re old enough to appreciate it.” You can say anything you want too. Those zany (I hate that word) old people!
Today’s competition though goes to Derek. He’s a regular entrant but hasn’t seemed to pick up too many on the way. Derek you’re a true perseverererr. Congratulations on your dollar, I hope you enjoy spending it all. Girls are sure things of wonder to us boys - sometimes a little too much…
Walking down sidewalk
Car with friends and girls slow down to walking speed.
I keep talking to them without looking where i’m walking.
TREE
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