» Fire Your Slave For Doing What You Say | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

Article 4. No one shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.

Thanks to the UN for this little bit of ‘info’ (Universal Declaration of Human Rights) - sorry but I’m going to have to break it now. And so would you too apparently. Here’s what you said you would do if you had a slave for an hour a day…

• I’d put my feet up and watch him do everything.
• I would send the servant to my husband’s job at the end of the day so he could be home sooner. Crazy Long Hours!
• I’d take them to coffee!
  Or get them a toffee!
  I bet they are tired,
  though my actions could get them fired.
• 1. washing
  2. cooking
  3. cleaning
  4. massage
  5. mowing
  6. dusting
  7. ironing
  8. taxiing
  9. folding
  10. building
  11. deliceing
  12. weeding
  13. reading
  14. homework
  15. etc

That oughta keep em busy
Can I relax now? LOL

I’ve decided the winner today is Jen - she wanted to take them for a coffee, what a nice young lady! By the way, I’m not sure if it’s fair to fire a slave because they have done what you’ve told them to do - but hey that’s oppression for you! Bad luck.

Jen, your dollar is on its way, I’m sure you can spend it wisely. You may even be able to buy something on Facebook for a friend of yours.

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