Happy Birthday To Me!
Well for yesterday anyway - I took the day off work ( I think we should all do that on our birthday ) and headed out with my wife for a relaxing day doing relaxing things. Like walking 
You supremely superior people spoke to me in many ways while I was away - but mostly via email. The three words you needed to use to win yesterday’s jackpot were: Jape, Groak & Defenestration. Easy! For most except for this entry…
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
One of the superior words in the english dictionary.
Does anyone know the meaning?
Maybe you do know it - I know it but I’m not going to tell! It could be some sort of jape on the behalf of the inventors of the word.
Groaks don’t think it’s a funny jape if you commit an act of defenestration with the food they were hoping you would share with them.
Melanie I have this theory - it’s that groaks are annoying and really wouldn’t get the average jape. What do you think?
Groaks, bandwagon-jumpers and other inferior people will be subject to defenestration.
No jape.
So says Jonathan. Mr Jonathan are you a victim of a harsh jape that has been circulationing through the interwebs? Maybe you’re a groak yourself…
Would it be a good jape
when the window does gape
to eject the groak
who wears no cloak
to procrastinate, speculate or defenestrate?
Since we’re all on about this ‘throwing people out the window’ thing I thought I might point out something. You probably shouldn’t kill people. I’m not sure if you’re aware of this but it’s against the law. Even if it’s a jape. Jay it’s not that I’m against it - I just don’t want to see you go to gaol.
But I do want to see you a dollar richer - and that’s why I’m sending you the winning dollar for today! I think you might need to pay a lawyer or something with it. You should probably lay low for a while. You might be wanted for murder.
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