» It’s Fact - Actors Smell Like Garlic | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

Don’t y’know it’s all the rage
for those who tread upon the stage,
or wend their way across the page:
each an unconfessed alliaphage?

Now that’s more like it! Byron your winning entry is just what I’m looking for when I want people to send in entries. With something like this I reckon you could win any 25 words or less competition (and by ‘I reckon’ I don’t mean that it is possible - your entries could indeed stink like garlic for other comps).

Anyway the dollar is coming your way right now - you might want to buy some gum with it. Spend it on your wife or even put it away for a rainy day (today’s raining so why not spend it!?) but don’t spend it all at once.

“A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat”

On a side note how much is a nickel? I really don’t know. But I do know the value of sitting down on the way home from work! Eat on up you alliaphages, eat on up.

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