» Man Farts Into Space - NASA’s Cheapest Astronaut | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

Brian - I hope your wish comes true. Although I hope that many other people’s wishes come true first because your re-entry could be a little bit painful.

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While some 13 entries wished from being cheaper by the dozen, to being God to fix problems and even to end wars - Brian won with a very simple statement.

I wish that I…

…could fart with such intensity that if I put a match to it, I would be sent into space. I would be NASA’s cheapest astronaut.

A little tip : that was some creativity although toilet humour.

Brian, your dollar is on its way - when you get back to earth though make sure you don’t spend it all at once.

Feel free to visit Brian while he is in space - you could probably soon get a lift for around $200,000. If you can’t afford it - surely you could afford a little comment about this one. There are hundreds of ‘dad jokes’ just waiting to be made with the words fart and space. Give it a go!

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