My Breath Tastes Like Appendix
Imagine if you had surgery on your appendix - because you had to have it removed but then they put something down your throat to get it out via your mouth. It’d be like that scene from Total Recall where Arnie pulls a tracking device out of his body. It comes out of his nose like a big glowing marble. Youch! That would be a big booger.
But seriously - your breath would stink like appendix if that happened. I just don’t think I can handle that you know? I’m a deep guy, I’m serious about my relationships but appendix breath? Really.
What part of your body would you lose if you had to? I noticed nobody said ‘my torso’ or other such large parts of the body. We had only four entries - the first being : Jen - she says.
My appendix! Coz it’s already gone but I can’t notice it’s absense at all.
Fair enough. But it’s already gone - you can’t lose it twice now can you?
My thyroid gland, it doesn’t work properly anyhow and it’s the most useless thing I have in my body and it’s easily replaced by tablets
Brian you are in contention to win that dollar - you could buy yourself a portion of a tablet with the potential winnings.
Rebecca however enters something slightly more interesting - in terms of delivery. Not necessarily body parts. Really what I’m after is the delivery of the entry rather than the entry itself. So pay attention 
Let’s see…the single body part
which would least likely smart
If its possession I would fail
to have? The fingernail!
(trim them often anyway…)
I guess I don’t really hope
to lose anything, I’m not a dope
If I had one, I’d choose
Double chin’s the thing to lose!
Rebecca - congratulations to you! Go buy yourself a nail cutter or some chin cutting thing.
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