» My Dad is Better Than Your Dad : Mixup | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

So I kind of forgot to change the front page of the website yesterday when moving over to the new competition. As a result I only received a handful of valid entries… and by handful I mean two.

My dad is better than your dad,
His farts smell of perfume,
My dad is better than your dad,
His jokes can clear a room

vs.

My dad is better than your dad…
He never listens,
He always makes a scene,
His jokes are so very very bad,
He’s less funny than Charlie Sheen.

I found it so hard to judge that I had to go to a second opinion on the matter. It wasn’t easy, because both of these dads seem quite pathetically awesome.

But the final winner was Andrew. I’m sorry to the-person-who-shall-not-be-named that you didn’t win, but Charlie Sheen - you just can’t beat his lameness. He really isn’t funny!

Andrew, I know you need some more money, especially a shiny dollar. So enjoy, go and buy yourself some more Duff beer. Hope you don’t spend it all at once though.

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