» Recherche One Dollar Largess From Cabal | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

You may have entered this competition - you may have tried. You may have tried your hardest however only some of you are even nearly good enough to be qualified as ‘runner ups’ let alone ‘winners’.

So it is with much pomp and an air of superiority that is much much too big for my boots - that I announce the winner of the competition.

However - before we get to the awarding ceremony, I shall delicately list those sad sad persons who attempted to win - without success (which I embody).

• During recherche, I tripped over a cabal and ended up on my largess.
• The cabal you ask?
  Oh! They’re a recherche bunch!
  Always largess….
  Great friends to have at Xmas time!
• Once there was a recherche cabal, that once caught, was forced into a life of largess at onedollarjackpot.com
• I unexpectedly received a recherche gift from my boss who is not noted for her largess and was affliated to a cabal against the government.
• Recherche is a cabal in disguise because largess people can never be trusted.
• Entry removed - it was not short enough to be considered a worthy entry
• The first destroyer of the liberties of a cabal is he who first gave recherche bounties and largess, yet integrity has no need of rules.
• $1 Jackpot? Is there a cabal behind this recherche largess? Ed: Yes, yes there is and we are far far superior than you!

Only one may win, only one who deserves the showering of my gifts and attention. Only one who is worthy of the title ‘Winner’.

Jay is that one.

A veritable cabal of yore
is recherche all the more
Their lack of largess
and pretentious address
Has us clamouring for the door

Jay, enjoy my generous offering to you of my largess for your feeble attempt at an entry. It does not come around often, and you should be thankful that you have received it. Do NOT spend it all at once.

You are all beneath me.

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