» Sh’up Your Face I Haven’t Had My Coffee Yet! | One Dollar Jackpot - 25 Words or Less Competition

STOP! Your addiction has gone on long enough and hurt too many people. I have a three step step-thing to get you out of your misery and addiction and I think you ought to take my advice.

1. Admit to yourself that you have a problem.
2. Admit to someone else that you have a problem.
3. Come to OneDollarJackpot.com, play and forget about your silly worries - it’s not that bad after all.

This proven method has gotten many people out of tight situations - except those of you addicted to OneDollarJackpot.com - for that there is no cure.

Take those three steps above and see how wonderful your life would be if you applied them to these addictions:

• Oxygen! I think I’d die if I didn’t have it all day, everyday.
• Diet Coke. For serious. I tried to stop last week and I got headaches.
• Gambling addicts risk crippling debt,
  A happy junkie I’ve not met.
  But I’m addicted to the best thing yet,
  I just love the internet.
• The Almighty Dollar, speaking of which I need a fix now-one dollar should suffice… Ed: Yeah good luck next time!
• I am addicted to coffee.
• Truly, truly I couldn’t make
  It through the day without the stake
  Of online gaming, though just for fun
  Only tokens is all I’ve won Ed: You call a dollar a token amount? It’s gold! Pure gold I say!
• Checking snow webcams in summer - just in case!
• The internet. I own a dozen blogs in a year. In 1994 surfed using email to save time. ICQ has 7 digits. Online 5am - 1am.
• 25 words is certainly not enough for me,
  Video games, Pizza, movies, beer,
  sports, Internet, 1.D.J., and tv.
  Expensive habits, every Dollar counts.
• I’m addicted to GPT websites, particularly Treasure Trooper because that is my sole income right now.

You bunch of sorry sorry people. I feel for all of your pain. Except for the fourth one… you I don’t care about.

Now the winner has again come out of that group, you might agree with me - you might not. You might find my tone hard to pick - you might not. You might get punched in the face, again - you might not.

The best entry today - it surely is a desperate addiction. Sean you have serious issues, I want you to go and see someone about it. I’m not kidding.

Checking snow webcams in summer - just in case!

Congratulations on your first dollar with OneDollarJackpot - your 25 words or less (much less) were well worth it I’m sure.

Now get lost so I can go have my coffee!

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